Sunday, August 21, 2005

Virgin Blog

Hello to all braddas and sistas,

When blog 1st came out, i tot, WTF are all these goondoos doing writing their thoughts for the whole world to read and criticize. Some write damn personal thing, like meeting the boy for 1st time, 1st kiss lah, even first cucuk. Tot all this was gila man. Who would reveal their most intimate, darkest tots? But anyway here i am, attempting to write my virgin blog. And i've no clue what to say man.

My friend told me, just write the 1st thing that comes to my mind. So now, i'm thinking, lemon barley. Damn, i miss lemon barley man. Right now, it is just impossible to buy lemon barley. Anyone know where to buy lemon barley in Boston, tell me man. Then got a friend ( let's use a fake name, ok Trevor ), he say that he like 100plus more than H20. Mabuk or what man. After you play soccer, run like mad, then you drink carbonated drink. Stomach feels like macam want to explode man. So the verdict is clear. H20 is better, cos Mat Love says so!

So i think i will keep this blog real. No fiction here. Like in the movies, they always say sorry if the stories are a coincidence to someone. But in here, i say sorry if you tell me the stories or do stupid things in the 1st place. Too bad lah...i need to keep the yin and yang of the world balanced. If you do stupid thing, we all laugh at you and next time we laugh at someone else ok?

Later,
Mat Love

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

shoot i miss lemon barley so much too!!
everything else oso have here.. chrysanthemum tea, soyabean milk, sugarcane, kaya.. but where's the barley?? cant even find the seeds thinge.. btw thanks for the mee goreng.. already eat half a box..

Najib Wong said...

Maybe i should start business to import lemon barley man...hahaha

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on losing your virginity.

100+ is better.