Friday, January 06, 2006

Nobel Prize

Yo Mat Riders,

Mat and Agent Black are combining powers to attempt to be the first Singaporeans to win the Nobel Prize. After years of extreme research and experiments, here's Mat's and Agent Black's conclusion.

Agent Black's Law of Motion
The angle of dangle is proportional to the thrust of the bust provided the mass of the ass is constant.

Mat's Law
The taste of the paste is affected by the heat of the meat provided the pussy is juicy.

Together we will do Singapore proud!

Later,
Mat Love

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