Monday, January 16, 2006

Epidemic in Boston

On Sunday, January 15th 2006, a huge epidemic swept Boston by surprise. People were coughing, choking and in tears. There was a lot of confusion as people wandered around aimlessly looking for help and explanation. A group of experts from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) were called in to assess the situation.

Mr. Dick Short, who leads the team, said, “The country should not panic. This outbreak has been assessed and there is no danger to the rest of the country. Apparently this started on Saturday night when the Patriots choked and it should clear up by August when pre-season starts.”

Mat Love
Straight Times

1 comment:

Zephra said...

It could be worse. 3 words...New England Cowboys!