Mat used to hate literature

Yo Mat Riders,

Mat now taking some liberal arts in school. Last time, Mat used to hate literature in school man. You know why or not? Because last time the teacher also ask for Mat's opinion and then condemn Mat. How many kena like that? Put right hand up high high. You know what Mat is saying right?

Can't help it lah, Mat always look from different angle. Cannot gum with the teacher. Seems like literature in secondary school also got model answer. Either that way or the highway. So Mat tak like it.

Writing essay also like that. Teachers always like the happy stories and you must have intro, body and conclusion. Mat's essays about paranormal, satan, rape, murder and drugs cannot pass sial. Also if the ending is first and the end is the start also tak boleh, like the movie momento. Ok lah, that i can agree lah. But why cannot illustrate like a murder scene for example. Teacher ask you to read news paper. You read about murder or rape everyday in the lousy newpaper.

Actually, the biggest news in singapore only about tree branch fall on the road. When the tree branch fall on the road, the motorist don't want to pick it up and move it. Instead, they will call newpaper and they come take picture, make front page news. Alamak, i want to cry man. Tree branch fall on road also can become front page news.

Last time, this old man ask me stupid question. I was turning pass the orbituary and then he ask me how come got so many people face. I told him, these people dangerous, wanted by the police. Then he ask, how come got so many old people. Then i say they run away from parole. Then ask me how come got small children. Then i say, the children urine in the swimming pool.

Wah, another topic, how many of you see the parents tell the children to urine in the swimming pool. Wah liao eh, damn gross man. If i see this kind of parent, i sure slap the face one. How can man. Everyone swim, maybe sometimes will drink the water also. That's why Mat never ever go swimming pool anymore man. Wanna swim, go sentosa.

Ahhhh....Mat miss sentosa! Mat miss home.

Later,
Mat Love