Monday, February 22, 2010

Striving for Winter Olympics 2014

Inspired by the 1988 Jamaican Bobsled team, the gahmen has made a rallying cry to the nation to qualify for its first ever winter olympics in 2014. However, it is not certain as to which event they aim to promote.

Mr Mickey Mao, head of the Corrective Work Order (CWO) offers his plan. "CWO has long been perceived with great negativity. This year we are re-branding CWO to represent Curling for Winter Olympics 2014. We will work harder to 'scout' for talent aka litterbugs, harness their passion and polish their skills. Until the proposed curling facility is completed, our initial training programs will include roller-bowling and roller road-sweeping."

Mat Love,
Straight Times

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