RLX - Family Clinic

Yo Mat Riders,

A phone call today made Mat's day man. The story like this. Yesterday, Mat sakit perut man, almost want to die lah. Mat remember a pain sama-sama to this one when in primary school. At that time, Mat ate Kway Teow Goreng from the original Satay Club and then kena food poisoning. Went to the original Changi Hospital.

This time, the feeling the sama man, like got broken glass in Mat's intestine. No choice lah, got to go to the Family Clinic across the street.

( Turn on soundtrack to Saving Private Ryan-nudin ).

When the lift reached the level gilo and the door open, Mat collapsed onto the concrete and leopard crawl towards the stairs. With one arm on the injury, Mat flung himself to the railings and struggled up the stairs and got himself ready to cross the road. Many enemy vehicles at full speed in the school zone, all ignoring the barriers to stop them from speeding. Mat, with his advance frogger training, timed this run to perfection. Once on the other side of the road, Mat asked the chicken why he crossed the road but without waiting, Mat made a slow motion baywatch style dash to the clinic.

Mat was rushed to the treatment room, ya, cut queue man. Mat was loosing liquid fast, from the backside and from the mouth. No time to spare, the doctor came in, ask Mat to relac one korner with his shorts down and AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Mat took a shot in the right papadum.....instant relac-tion man. Mat passed out for much of sunday.

Anyway, today Mat received a pleasant surprise phone call. It was someone from the clinic. She ask Mat if Mat is safe and sound. Yes Yes, Mat is safe and sound. What a nice phone call man, so thoughtful. I wish more people so nice in Singapore. Then everyone will be happier.

Later,
Mat Love