PISS: Mandai

Yo Mat Riders,

This is the story of the Mandai Tree who was lonely and maybe lost forever.

Once upon a time ah, there was a lonely Mandai Tree. The Mandai Tree got no bradda or sista in high places, only low places like the grass, weeds, goats, chickens and boars. So he relac one korner at Bukit Mandai. One day, in 1855, somebody thought it was a good idea to build a road to konek Woodlands Road to Upper Thomson Road lah.

The Mandai Tree was scareded. He call for help, "Tolong! Tolong!" but nobody cared. The grass and weeds all kena cleared and the animals all run away to save themselves only. Although the Mandai Tree has been living here his whole life, he cannot fight the Rain Tree because the Rain Tree is Super Foreign Talent from South America Rainforest. Mandai Tree only kuching kurap heartlander.

150 years on man. No one remembers the Mandai Tree. Could this be the last sighting sighting of the Mandai Tree?



YESSAH,
Mat Love