Mat Jokes

Where is a Malay's favourite shopping spot?
Matro

What is a Malay's favourite tv show?
Ali Matbeal

What do you call a young Malay boy ?
Mini Mat

What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
Mat-Yo Yo

How do you confuse a Mat?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.

What do you call a Mat driving a Porsche/Ferrari/Alpha Romeo that he bought with his own hard earned money?
A figment of your wildest imagination.

What do you call a Mat driving a Honda?
A thief.

What do you call a Mat who's peddling a bicycle?
Also a Thief

What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
Ahmad. (Chauffeur)

What do you call a Mat lawyer?
Matlock!

What do you call a Malay Cellist?
Yoyo Mat

How do you know if a Mat has used the computer to write his essay?
There are correction fluids on the screen

What is a Malay's favourite food?
MATdonald's

What do Malays put in front of their house?
DoorMAT

What is a Malay's favorite movie?
MATrix

What is a Malay's favorite children show?
MATilda

Jokes from Talking Cock, Jas and me

Later,
Mat Love