Friday, September 09, 2005

Singapore to host World Scrabble Competition

Singapore has beaten Tajikistan and Nicaragua to host the World Scrabble Competition next month. The event will be shown live on ESPN. The winner of the competition will walk away with $1,000,000 cash. The host are allowed two changes to the current rules.

This year, the host have decided to allow local words to be used. Eligibility is based on the Coxford dictionary. Words permitted include cheem, sotong and gahmen.

The second rule change applies to the contesting of words. Both contester and contestee will wield rusty unsharpen machetes to fight for the right to approve or disapprove a word. Contestants are encouraged to bring body armor and medical supplies.

Singapore top seed, Lim Sia Suay spoke to the Straight Times,"Wah piang! I wait damn long for this thing to cum here man. Sure win liao. Must fight all the way, any word also must fight. If they not happy with my words ah, i open number!"

Mat Love,
Straight Times

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